You won’t believe it…
The confinement, the irrelevant activities, the asinine pay (Stickers? Really?), the mind-numbing speeches, and the out-and-out horror that was Kindergarten, couldn’t keep me from being…
PROMOTED!
Yes, me! I am in FIRST grade now! I am six! Look out world, things are about to get exciting!
So, here I come, flitting into my new first grade class, with my new first grade teacher, in a brand-spankin’ new school, and guess what???
Being six, apparently, doesn’t mean that school is any better, or any different. It was the same mind-numbing experience.
I was appalled!
I mean, I have a baby brother now. I change his diapers. I get him up in the morning. I give him his bottle. I am being a mom.
Obviously, I already know everything if I can take care of Bill! Why couldn’t these teachers see that?
Why did I have to practice putting away my coat and my lunch box, when I knew how to diaper an infant without getting peed on?
I mean, come on! Wake up and smell the coffee, lady! I am not some idiot! I already know how to do the hardest job on earth!
One hundred and seventy seven days…
God save me now…
The confinement, the irrelevant activities, the asinine pay (Stickers? Really?), the mind-numbing speeches, and the out-and-out horror that was Kindergarten, couldn’t keep me from being…
PROMOTED!
Yes, me! I am in FIRST grade now! I am six! Look out world, things are about to get exciting!
So, here I come, flitting into my new first grade class, with my new first grade teacher, in a brand-spankin’ new school, and guess what???
Being six, apparently, doesn’t mean that school is any better, or any different. It was the same mind-numbing experience.
I was appalled!
I mean, I have a baby brother now. I change his diapers. I get him up in the morning. I give him his bottle. I am being a mom.
Obviously, I already know everything if I can take care of Bill! Why couldn’t these teachers see that?
Why did I have to practice putting away my coat and my lunch box, when I knew how to diaper an infant without getting peed on?
I mean, come on! Wake up and smell the coffee, lady! I am not some idiot! I already know how to do the hardest job on earth!
One hundred and seventy seven days…
God save me now…
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